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Magtok · n00b Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 18

Seeing as nobody uses this forum anymore, I thought nobody would mind if I decided to stuff some junk here, things that I don't have any other place for.

Magtok's Associates

Lǿs Zǿǿt Suitz-"Let's hope they fight as well as they dance, amigos!"

The Zoot Suitz, or "The Los Zoot Suitz" as many people incorrectly refer to them, is a Hispanic mafia, known for its close ties to Lord Magtok. They dance and shoot as well as, maybe better than the Klergy, and have a long and bitter rivalry with the Kriminals.

Kriminal Klergy-"Puttin' the rhyme back in Krime!"

A group of ex-rappers turned guns for hire. The group was formed when one day, a young black gentlemen looked deep at the golden cross on his chest, and decided he and his friends needed more "religious bling." They are known for robbing churches, dressing in robes, and wearing as many crosses as they can, some even decorating their entire bodies in a mockery of religion.

Grand Old Party-"50% man, 50% elephant, and 100% Evil!"

A freak gamma ray accident left a group of right-wing senators cursed to resemble humanoid versions of their party's mascot. When friends and family abandoned these men, they got together and decided to continue robbing the public. This time, with much direr consequences.

The PeaceMakers

Captain Amsterdam-Gigolo turned superhero after a tragic nuclear accident, this crimefighter was wearing tight spandex long before he ever decided to strut his stuff protecting the innocent.

Mary Sue-She's totally awesome and indestructible and perfect and not conceited at all and you love her.

The Fisherman-Every super team has one of these guys. The mundane one, the guy with no superpowers but can still kick butt. When crime strikes in Kardon City, you can be sure the Fisherman will be there to respond to the Bass Signal!

The Amazing Lighterman-A typical pyromaniac teenager stumbles upon a crashed alien saucer in the woods, and his life is changed forever.

MemeMan-Orphaned in his youth and raised by lolcats, this champion of justice is loaded with more cultural references than you can shake a mudkip at, and is always ready to be in ur city, fightin' ur crooks.
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